For Immediate Release
Spud Cycle, CCO GiddieUp Solutions
spud@giddieup.com

Bob Smith, Cowboy Bob Dies

Cyberspace, Wi -- 08/19/1998 -- Today, August 19, 1998, Cowboy Bob, Chief Executive Officer of UP.U. ARSS Enterprise was found to be dead. When informed of Bob's death Howdy Doody said he will miss Bob's hand up the back of his sportscoat. They were very close business associates. Sparky Circuit said he heard Bob was a really great guy. Other members of the GiddieUp Solutions staff were not available for comment.

Spud Cycle, Chief Communications Officer of GiddieUp Solutions had the following statement. "He's not pining, he's passed on. This CEO is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. This is a late CEO. He's a stiff. Bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't wrenched him from the earth, he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-CEO! He cannot speak, and he cannot be! Cowboy Bob is dead, deceased, defunct. He has expired and is not with us anymore. In otherwords, our CEO has departed".

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