For Immediate Release
Spud Cycle, CCO GiddieUp Solutions
spud@giddieup.com

GiddieUp Announces New Technology Breakthrough

Cyberspace, Wi -- 5/06/2001 -- GiddieUp Solutions has developed a process that will change the solution industry. The Textual Information Trascription System^®, or T.I.T.S. for short. Please do not use this acronym in front of minors. (It is tits though.) T.I.T.S. is the process that digitizes the Napkin Solution^® and delivers faster solutions. To demonstrate this wonderful new innovation, GiddieUp Solutions asked their colleague, Ms. Knipple, to offer another culinary delight. This solution was created without the use of analog instruments and no bar napkins were lost in it's production. We now bring you Oriental Garden Soup w/Cow.

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