Chief Financial Officer
TeeByrd Melon

To the right is a reasonable facsimile of TeeByrd working on her favorite task, money making. TeeByrd Melon was/is GiddieUp Solution's financial savior. They were lucky enough to get her services through the Outside Work Program of Stateville Pen. She was convicted on a trumped up embezzlement charge by a crooked judge on a full moon. She beat the pick-pocketing charge. TeeByrd is doing a great job. Nobody else in the company understands the books as well as she. Not even Sparky. GiddieUp Solutions is assured that they are making a profit. TeeByrd says so. Her Executive Assistant is Rodney Vague who would rather remain anonymous. TeeByrd is such a team player. She collects the staff's money twice a week and buys their lottery tickets for them and reports the results. They will win one soon, they just know it.


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